I should have known this was coming. How could I have thought that being invited to be a guest on the Jerry Springer show was going to end pleasantly? I mean I’ve watched the show before, I should have known better! I tell ya, I did think there was a possibility that I was indeed the baby’s daddy. But I didn’t see the rest coming. I never thought that after sleeping with my girlfriend’s sister she’d turn out to be a man who was cheating on his wife with my dad who had a deep dark secret to reveal. And as if that weren’t enough, all of us were eligible candidates to be the baby’s daddy. Me, my dad, and the man I slept with who I thought was a woman. The show airs tomorrow. Lakehills is a small town near San Antonio, Texas and everyone here knows me. I will never be able to live this down. I’m getting’ out of here asap!

I’ve already been pre approved for a car title loan online. The application only took a few minutes so now I can pick up my cash and get the hell out of here before the show airs!