Its the healthy way to get cash
I loathe my ex boyfriend. The guy’s a miserable pig and a real douche. He weighs about 350lbs and has the nerve to say he left me because I am fat. That lard ass outweighs me by at least 50lbs! He would poke me in the belly and say “you lose 3 of these rolls or I’m gonna leave you tubby”. Who was he to decide how many rolls of flab were appropriate for a woman of my large frame. I need some meat to cover my big bones. One evening I went home only to find him with that scrawny little skank who works at the Texas truck stop.
He left me for that scallywag because she was a thin. I heard through the grapevine that over the years she had put on some pounds sharing deep fried twinkies with him. Now I’m going to have to see them at a wedding and I plan to make him eat his heart out. I can’t afford it but I’m getting liposuction, a physical trainer, plastic surgery and a good old fashioned colon cleanse.
It’s a good thing that I heard about San Antonio Car Title Loans. Now I can get fast easy cash to pay for the procedures to make me thin and him jealous!
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