I met this way hot chick last week at a party. And when I say hot I mean smokin hot. You don’t see many like her here at Sea World. It was weird that she was into me I’m a nerdy spineless goober. She mentioned that she liked the rolling stones and said, she would do anything for a guy who could get her tickets to the sold out show. Anything? I asked and she replied “Anything” while jamming her tounge in my ear. She was drunk as hell and now was my big chance to take advantage! Now be honest what would you have done? Of course I told her that I had 2 tickets……which I didn’t!!!  Those tickets were scalping for $1500 a piece! But it had been forever since I had touched a real woman. Even an ugly one. My credit cards are maxed, I live in my mom’s basement and don’t even have a job! All I have is my jeep that my Nana gave me for graduation, a bottle of hand lotion, and some magazines. I needed that bootie!

So I called up these guys at San Antonio Car Title Loans.  All I had to do was give up the title to my jeep and fill out a short online application and they gave me the money I needed to buy those tickets. I even get to keep my jeep!

Boy oh boy was I in a bind. And I needed some cash fast! It started out like any other typical Friday evening. Clock out, get my paycheck, cash it and head over to pay my bookie Knuckles before going to the bar and getting stinking drunk with the boys. But this time, foolish me stopped by the bar before visiting Knuckles, who I knew was about ready to break my knee caps. A few dozen beers and 6 shots of Jack later, I found myself patronizing Trixie the local neighborhood prostitute. She was a little over priced, but she is the town’s very best, she always takes good care of me, and gosh darn it, after a full hard weeks work I deserve it, right? Well she took care of me alright! I passed out and I woke up only to find that good ole Trixie had taked my wallet and all my hard earned cash! Knuckles was sure to kill me even though he’s Trixie’s pimp!

Luckily I knew about San Antonio Title Loans. I was quickly able to get me the $600 I needed to pay Knuckles or Trixie wouldn’t be the only one working on that corner!

I have been a poor struggling musician almost all of my life. Starving and scrimping to get by. Traveling with little money from town to town, gig to gig. Life on the road is tough for us starving artists. My band mates and I finally got the big lucky break we had been waiting for. A fifteen city national tour playing the greatest venues across the USA. Too bad our bass player is a raging alcoholic and drug abuser, not to mention world class idiot. Half way through our tour in the middle of the Riverwalk that worthless sloth starts a fight at redneck bar and gets us all beat up and thrown in jail! To make matters worse, some backwoods hillbillies stole all of our music gear out of the van while we were in the clink!

Thank god some of the tavern floozies knew about San Antonio Car Title Loans for quick easy loans. We needed to get outta there!  We took the title of the van and got us a quick loan for $3000 within hours, bailed ourselves out and we were off to the big city to buy new gear and finish our tour!