Two Arabs rang my doorbell the other day and I’m still getting over it. They told me they were husband and wife and that they were moving into the neighborhood. They were new to it and they wanted to make friends. I said “yeah yeah yeah, tell it to the judge.” I know how Arabs are. 95% of all Arabs either are terrorists or will be terrorists when they grow up. These two were terrorists for sure.

I don’t trust these terrorists around my family but there’s nothing much I can do. I was talking to my brother and he told me that they had the right to live there. I don’t know when our country, God bless America, ever gave the right to these people to come around living wherever they want. It’s trouble I tell ya and I need to protect my family which is why I’m getting a gun.

I soon found out that guns are very expensive and I’m just plain too broke for that. I didn’t think I could afford a gun but I knew I needed to protect my family in some way. I found car title loans in San Antonio, Texas online. It was fast cash in my pocket. A car title loan is an easy way to get money even with bad credit or no credit.

So I got my gun and I know those terrorists won’t come knocking no more.

-Dale F.

San Antonio, Texas

I drive a ten year old car, a Toyota Carolla.  For anyone who is a Corolla person, you know how dependable they are.  But believe it or not, mine was good for collateral on a loan that got me a great new energy and water-efficient dishwasher.

My old dishwasher was out of the 1980s, an electricity and water hog.  I could save money and get some “green peace of mind” with a newer model. But the model I had my eyes on is about $900.  With bad credit and no savings, that’s hard to pull off.  So I put that idea aside.  

One day I was on the Internet and saw how developers of unsold condos in Windcrest were selling that same model for half price.  Brand new, never used, $450.  It was a real steal, but out of reach if I don’t have any money to spare.  And you had to act fast: cash and carry, the next day.  I needed fast cash.  

This was time for the old girl to get her brain working.  I own my car outright, so I went to San Antonio Car Title Loans, where they told me I could get up to $3000 in a title loan.  All I needed was $450, so I filled out the online application, which took about 20 minutes, and was approved in an hour.  With cash by the next morning through my checking account, I was able to get the dishwasher. I’m equally happy with my lower energy bill, lower water usage and the sense it is a little help for the environment.

An automobile title loan was the trick.  I now know I have collateral that can help me find other deals when they are there.
- Evangelina F.

When our supervisor called us all into the conference room, you knew the news was bad. Our jobs were being eliminated, shipped offshore to India.  The kicker was we would get four additional weeks of pay, plus a month of severance, if we trained the people who took our jobs.

I took that option anyway.  I have a family to feed and bills to pay.

But that was months ago, and both the severance and unemployment were inadequate to cover the usual set of unexpected expenses that happen in any family.  Bills went unpaid, my credit rating tanked. Plus, I needed to build some new skills to make me more competitive in the global economy.

So I assessed my assets despite having bad credit.  My car is paid for and I can use it for collateral.  So to get fast cash I needed for a training course, I filled out an online application with San Antonio Car Title Loans.  It was fast, simple and non-judgmental (unlike how my requests for home equity lines and credit card extensions went).  In less than 24 hours I had the money I needed to help me find my next job.  I’ll never criticize anyone who uses auto title loans for financial management again.

- Evan F.

I was the best guy there. I don’t know how they could have fired me. I was basically single handedly running the company. It’s funny how Lehman Brothers went under right after they fired me. My lazy boss would hand off all the responsibilities to me and then I would have to do them. If there was a mistake he would blame it on me. Now I was forced to move back with my parents in Woodcrest near San Antonio.

But I want to get an apartment in San Antonio. I need to get out on my own again and I found an apartment on Martin and 24^th St. It’s a pretty big place and I’ve got two old friends who are willing to be my roommates. I’m going to have to find a way to pay for it somehow though. I haven’t got the money to put a deposit down on it.

So I searched online and found a way to get money quick in a car title loan. It was a safe easy way to borrow the money I needed for the time. I didn’t have the credit any other way because the banks didn’t trust me since I worked with Lehman Brothers. I got money fast.

My apartment is going to be set up perfect. My roommates and I are going to turn it into a place of business.

-Jason R.

San Antonio, Texas

I should have known this was coming. How could I have thought that being invited to be a guest on the Jerry Springer show was going to end pleasantly? I mean I’ve watched the show before, I should have known better! I tell ya, I did think there was a possibility that I was indeed the baby’s daddy. But I didn’t see the rest coming. I never thought that after sleeping with my girlfriend’s sister she’d turn out to be a man who was cheating on his wife with my dad who had a deep dark secret to reveal. And as if that weren’t enough, all of us were eligible candidates to be the baby’s daddy. Me, my dad, and the man I slept with who I thought was a woman. The show airs tomorrow. Lakehills is a small town near San Antonio, Texas and everyone here knows me. I will never be able to live this down. I’m getting’ out of here asap!

I’ve already been pre approved for a car title loan online. The application only took a few minutes so now I can pick up my cash and get the hell out of here before the show airs!

My son loves WWF wrestling! I HATE it! I do not see the entertainment value in a bunch of big, sweaty, oily, ugly, loud and obnoxious men rolling around with each other. Every week, at least two times, I have to sit through this nonsense. I blame my ex husband. From birth he would sit my infant angel in front of the tv to watch this crap. But the kid loves it. And I love the kid so I’ve spent literally hundreds of dollars to make sure my little darling has the latest T-shirts featuring Randy Orton, and Hulk Hogan bed sheets. I’m going broke keeping up with my ex husband in the “who can spoil the brat more” contest! I finally found an opportunity to out do the *%#!&#^ when WWE came to San Antonio Car Title Loans.

I didn’t have the $450 to buy the front row tickets to the WWE event that my precious angel wanted so badly, and neither did the ex. But San Antonio car title loans did! With no hassles and a 2 minute application I was able to get a title loan in 30min! I had a GREAT time taking my son to the wrestling match and had some extra spending money for him to boot! Take that dad!

I’ve always been something of a “plain Jane”. Always dressed preppy and conservative, wore coke bottle glasses and sensible shoes. A real ugly Betty geek for sure. Only having dated boys like Steve Erkel and Alfalfa I started developing a dark curiosity about “extreme” guys. You know the type. Spikey hair, tattoos, body piercings and such. My curiosity got the best of me so I decided to do a study. I signed up on a chat site for the tattooed and pierced. I didn’t want to be found out for the geek I was so I dressed up in extreme clothes, wore a wig and plastered my body with stick on tattoos and fake piercings for a little bathroom mirror camera phone photo shoot. I fooled all of them. In a strange twist of fate I fell in love with one of my chat room “subjects”. He was buff and tough and covered in tattoos. He loved my extreme image and I loved him! It came time to meet and I panicked! I needed a makeover fast! With as many tattoos as I was going to need, bad credit and little time, I needed a loan!

It was a good thing my friends in the physics club knew how to get fast cash at San Antonio Car Title Loans. Without revealing any personal information I was able to use my car title to get $3600 for the extreme makeover to help me get my man!

I am such a psycho! I have a short attention span, I’m impulsive, compulsive, a spendaholic, shopaholic (which explains my BAD credit), I hate waiting for things, and I don’t like to travel far out of San Antonio except to shop! My dream vacation was to go to the mall of America and shop until I passed out. The malls, flea markets here just don’t fulfill my shopping urges any longer. I have bought everything there is to buy here. There’s nothing left. I have it all. I craved more. The journey to mall of America needed to be taken! And fast! But all my credit cards were maxed out, my bank account was dry, my husband has cut me off and is threatening to divorce me, which may actually be good because then I can get half of his money and shop even more. But a divorce takes too long. I needed money now!

My sister told me that when her rich husband cut off her funds she got a quick title loan from San Antonio car title loans and had $8500 in 30 min! So after a quick pre approved online application (no lines or waiting in a bank all day) I grabbed the title to our Hummer and I’m off to the mall!

I met this way hot chick last week at a party. And when I say hot I mean smokin hot. You don’t see many like her here at Sea World. It was weird that she was into me I’m a nerdy spineless goober. She mentioned that she liked the rolling stones and said, she would do anything for a guy who could get her tickets to the sold out show. Anything? I asked and she replied “Anything” while jamming her tounge in my ear. She was drunk as hell and now was my big chance to take advantage! Now be honest what would you have done? Of course I told her that I had 2 tickets……which I didn’t!!!  Those tickets were scalping for $1500 a piece! But it had been forever since I had touched a real woman. Even an ugly one. My credit cards are maxed, I live in my mom’s basement and don’t even have a job! All I have is my jeep that my Nana gave me for graduation, a bottle of hand lotion, and some magazines. I needed that bootie!

So I called up these guys at San Antonio Car Title Loans.  All I had to do was give up the title to my jeep and fill out a short online application and they gave me the money I needed to buy those tickets. I even get to keep my jeep!

Boy oh boy was I in a bind. And I needed some cash fast! It started out like any other typical Friday evening. Clock out, get my paycheck, cash it and head over to pay my bookie Knuckles before going to the bar and getting stinking drunk with the boys. But this time, foolish me stopped by the bar before visiting Knuckles, who I knew was about ready to break my knee caps. A few dozen beers and 6 shots of Jack later, I found myself patronizing Trixie the local neighborhood prostitute. She was a little over priced, but she is the town’s very best, she always takes good care of me, and gosh darn it, after a full hard weeks work I deserve it, right? Well she took care of me alright! I passed out and I woke up only to find that good ole Trixie had taked my wallet and all my hard earned cash! Knuckles was sure to kill me even though he’s Trixie’s pimp!

Luckily I knew about San Antonio Title Loans. I was quickly able to get me the $600 I needed to pay Knuckles or Trixie wouldn’t be the only one working on that corner!